Mike Ditka is the Eddie Murphy of Sunday NFL Countdown

Thanks, ESPN. I just got to suffer through a sketch written by and starring Mike Ditka about why the Jets, Giants, and Eagles are terrible. Ditka played a bartender who acts suspiciously like Mike Ditka, but that’s not all. He also played a Giants fan, a Jets fan, and an Eagles fan who act suspiciously like Mike Ditka as well.

Not only did Ditka get to display his Pacino-esque range by playing four different angry football fans, he also showed us his creativity and extensive vocabulary. Like when the Giants fan said to the Eagles fan, “Wait a minute, butthead, your team sucks too!” Genius, Mr. Ditka, pure genius.